The Brink Of Disaster

"The tiger in my tank/ is going to go extinct/ And I'm not feelin' so good myself/ I think I'm on the brink of disaster!"

At last! My own little corner of dysfunction and ranting available whenever and wherever you choose. And yes, it is all about me.

Sunday, February 22, 2004

Which AbFab Character Am I?

There should never be any doubt:

Edi
Edina
Fabulous! You are Edina. You've been there, done that, and hosted the launch party for the t-shirt. You live life large and in bold bright colours. The big questions don't bother you - all you need from life is some designer gear and slick interior design. But for all your vitality you are overly dependent on friends for entertainment. God forbid that your best mate should ever leave you...

Which AbFab Character Are You?

Love and Marriage

Not that the two are necessarily connected, but there's been a lot of chatter of late about love and marriage. For a cute little glimpse at marriage's relationship to the gay agenda, click here. If you're more interested in seeing some sentimental photos of gays and lesbians tying the knot in San Fransisco set to a song so sacharine it gives me a tooth ache, check this out.

Sunday, February 15, 2004

What's Your Sexual Appeal?

Again with the accuracy.

tomboy
Tomboy


What's your sexual appeal?
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The Last 'WHICH LOTR GUY IS FOR YOU?' Quiz You'll Ever Have To Take

Billy Boyd is so cute.

pippin
Your man (or rather hobbit) is Pippin (The rating takes place below)
They say love is knowing someones flaws and accepting them. If you can accept clumsiness,occasional forgetfulness, every other day at the pub and lots of hugs and kisses this hairy li'l hobbit is your man ...er hobbit.


The last 'WHICH LOTR GUY IS FOR YOU?' quiz you'll ever have to take UPDATED WITH BETTER PICS & RESULTS
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And yes, you can pick your outcome.

Which Celebrity Are You Going To Marry?

Oooh!

Will Turner is the caring young man from pirates of the caribbean. he will adore you till the day that he dies
You are going to marry Orlando Bloom. He will always treat you right and is very romantic. He will do anything for you. He is very polite and has deep brown eyes and is very good looking (which is another plus!). He can make anything cheesy look really hot (like sliding down stairs on a shield shooting arrows or wearing pointy ears for example). Congrats!!


Which male celebrity are you going to marry? (now 12 (i just added more, and still more to come!)results that have pics!)
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The World Is MINE! by Demonac
Name:
You will conquer:the United States of America (except for Texas).
Your title will be:Imperator
You will succeed by:Killing Osama Bin Laden.
Your Enforcers will be:Blastoise (from Pokemon).
Your first act as ruler:Write a motivational seminar entitled "Why I am Overlord, and you are not."
(What happened after) Try "The World Was Yours! What Happened?" MEME to find out!
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The World Was Yours! What Happened??? by Demonac
Name
Abused your power byCommissioning an anatomically correct monument to yourself
Untilthe Smurfs
...Deposed you by comitting suicide against your palace walls (until your carport was clogged with corpses).
And adding insult to injuryThey took away your medical plan.
But now, after all that, you arewriting a column for the Enquirer... "Why my opponents are the cause of all hemroids!"
(How did you conquer?) Try "The World Is MINE!" MEME to find out!
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Your Icon Is...

The hell?!

Your Icon is..... by d3athofs3asons
Your Name
Your Age
Your B-day
Your Icon Is....
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Which Happy Bunny Are You?

So true...

you smell like butt
Congratulations, you are the "you smell like butt" bunny. You're brutally honest and always say whats on your mind.


which happy bunny are you?
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Metamorphoses

I'm feeling a little messed up right now--managing some cognitive dissonance, coping with the gulf between the openness and breadth I advocate and the narrowness of my own desires. It's a real mind-fuck to admit to the orthodoxy of my desires and to my vulnerabilities, that I feel like I want someone to be there when I come home at night after a crappy day, fold me into his arms and tell me that we can get through life together. Every rational part of my being is at odds with being so emotionally dependant, and I can't stand to think in terms of forever. The sort of security I find myself craving is a fiction: he can change his mind; he can get moved away; he can die. But the rationality hasn't been overriding the emotionality lately. I feel like I've fallen apart in a lot of ways, and I'd like some support from another gay man while I put myself back together again. And it's got very little to do with sex; I just want someone in my life who has some idea of what it's like to be me. And I hate this feeling of being incomplete, or at the very least of being differently complete than I've been in the past.

Which Member Of The 'Queer Eye' Fab Five Are You?

kyan
You're Kyan, the Grooming Guy!


Which Member of the 'Queer Eye' Fab Five Are You?
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Monday, February 02, 2004

Which Member From Queer Eye For the Straight Guy Is Your Type?

ted
Ted: Food & Wine Connoisseur


Which Member from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is your type?
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So, I'm Back

But blogging still irritates me. It's self-important, and it's a poor substitute for interaction with one's friends.