I Also Hate It...

I also hate it when straight chicks come on to me.

I'd love to get my rocks off, but there's something so patently dishonest about it that I just can't do it.

I'm a terrible man.

But I'm a fantastic human being.

Any man that gets his hands on me is lucky.

and I do have some idea how jealous the HS students, the undergrads and the hetties are of me.