Things You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving?

An old friend just sent this list of Thanksgiving witticisms to me. The funny thing is, I've heard the majority of these in the last two weeks, and it had absolutely nothing to do with food. I guess I'm running with a different crowd these days. Oh, well. Submitted for your approval:

Things you can apparently say only at Thanksgiving and get away with it:

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It`s Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I`m in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry. Do you still want to eat that?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don`t play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in.
16. You`ll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?